i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
(Source: harrystears, via ellende-generes)

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.
(Source: kurtbraunohler, via velocilaughter)
400 level online theater class: “You may have already read a play, or this may be your first time reading a script”
online class lectures outside with my cat on a leash
my mom just said that Adam Levine looked like a landscaper